Robbie

Robbie is an especially large man, who struggles to do the daily task due to his obesity and the struggle to fit through a door. Robbie is also ginger, which is a huge loss in it's self. He is a fucking disgrace to society and honestly should be blasted off the face of the earth. If you see a Robbie walking down the street, chances are you will have to cross the road to avoid being belly bounced to another counrty.

Person one: "Holy shit it's Robbie"
Person two: "Oh, I though we were having an earthquake.."