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A nickname for someone stupid enough to be tricked into sending a picture of their dick to another guys phone.
Text messaging:
Guy 1: hey its melony, can i see a picture of your dick
Guy 2: um sure (sends the picture)
Later:
Guy 1: YOUR SUCH A RETARD NOW THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOWS HOW TINY UR DICK IS! THE WHOLE SCHOOLS GUNNA CALL U DICKPIC NOW
Guy 2: what happened to melony?
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When your in a taxi and your friend is tryin to hint to you ur weed is so dank its stinkin up the car without the driver.
YO MAN! you smell like mad B.O.
I do? (sniffs his armpits)
NO the other BO!
oh shit! (opens all the windows)
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An Avenged Sevenfold fan. Avenged Sevenfags are what is wrong with Metal. They think they are really hardcore but they're all pussies. They usually listen to other retarded Nu Metal bands such as Slipknot or Disturbed. Most of them are closet homos.
Metalhead: Do you like metal?
Avenged Sevenfag: Yeah Bullet for my Valentine is so awesome they're almost as good as Avenged Sevenfold.
Metalhead: Shut the fuck up you Avenged Sevenfag. Go take it up the ass by some other Nu Metal bitches!
Avenged Sevenfag:MAYBE I WILL!
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