Hotty Toddy

Simply the best damned fight song in the history of college sports, "Hotty Toddy" can be heard at any Ole Miss football game, whether on the road or at home in Oxford at the Grove and in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

Hotty Toddy starts with the simple question - "Are you ready?"

The crowd responds:

Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!

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lsu

LSU (also known as Louisiana State University) is home to numerous loud and obnoxious coon-ass douchebags. The university was founded and is run by the dodgiest of politicians and criminals that Louisiana could gather and manage to put in suits and shoes. Somehow, the state of Louisiana justifies LSU's existence because the football program is only slightly better than the New Orleans Saints.

What is worse than the shaved apes that LSU calls men, LSU women wear fake fur, tiger-striped coats to football games and look like well-used, truck-stop whores who were dragged down I-10 by their pimps.

LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years fucking around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to shit on the lawn and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.

LSU holds contempt for every other institution in the SEC for the sole reason that every other institution actually manages to educate their students and because none of the other athletics teams in the SEC have to rely on the state penal system for recruits.

Boy, I'm glad I'm not at LSU - the school colors are gay and I really want to avoid working in the fast-food or erotic entertainment industries. Thank God, I'm literate, which is why I'm much better off here at Ole Miss. Hotty Toddy!

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