brown buffet

A collection of food that has hasn’t properly been digested as it expels from your bowels yet stained from bile. A whole mushroom with a yellow-brown stain? A bunch of them? Maybe a spinach leaf or two? The more the merrier.

Gather on a plate, serve, and maybe use something to neutralize the odor *chef’s kiss*

“Man I can’t believe Terry’s actually eating your brown buffet”

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