plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

Catlady

A woman who has had a few to no relationships because they think they’re too good for a man and their own independent income will be enough for them, this leads to them being a cat owner because they think thats all they need, until they grow old and lonely with nobody and regret all their life choices, but at least they still have their cat.

That OF model is destined to be a catlady