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Sayena

Sayena, the type of gal to deny the fact that she is beautiful, overbearingly-cute, and has the world's greatest personality. Sayena is sweet, kind, and caring when needed she can make you feel as if you were the single best anomaly to have ever existed. Sayena is the best thing a man could ever wish to have, shes so dull it's cute, so serious it's adorable, and isn't capable of ever making a situation dry. She's the type to forget how amazing she is, but when confronted she denies the absolute fact that any man would die for her. Even Galileo was believed to say that the universe seemed to revolve around her. She is and will always be the center of attention in every way, shape, or form. Sayena excels in making you laugh, she's so pretty it makes the stars jealous, she baffles scientists who don't dare to behold eyes upon her divine body. The human race was created to serve her and do her bidding, she's the perfect being, she's a vessel of God.

Everyone Look, bow down it's Sayena our lord our savior she's graced us with her presence! The stars have aligned and showed us the meaning of existence.

by Faze_Sad_Boi January 13, 2021


FBI

Federal Booty Investigator

Oh shit, we shouldn't have hidden the crack in my ass THE FUCKING FBI is here !!!!!!

by Faze_Sad_Boi September 19, 2019

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shitface

what my dad calls me every time he sees me :(

Dad: Oh its the ShitFace

by Faze_Sad_Boi July 4, 2019