Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

Going Roman

Continuing to wear nothing but a towel all day after taking a morning shower.

"I don't have any plans. Think I'm just going Roman today."

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