phonitude

1. Having a serious or demanding attitude in text messages or phone conversation.
2. Droll text messages
3. Lacking any energy in text conversations

Rich "Shes stuck at the Dunkies again and has been sending me phonitude all night! WTH!"
Paige "If I only knew her through phonitudal text messages Id swear she was an old man."

Fishstick

1. When you pull out before cumming and have your partner suck you off to a finish

"I was just about to bust a nut doggin it, when Paige spun around and swallowed my fishstick whole"
"She'll never get knocked up, she eats too much fishstick."