Jambag

The bag you carry everywhere just in case you need to jam from a situation.

"He already has your jambag in the car."

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Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

pseudotough dickwad

A poser idiot who attacks people on social media, inflating statements/reactions in an attempt to further incite a social media showdown.

A pseudotough dickwad attacks others for their personal beliefs, opinions, race, place of origin, sexual orientation, sexual preference, etc.

He’s tough behind a keyboard but truly is a pussy in real life.

Or any tattooed, generic, idiot with names like Justin/Taylor Who so obviously have a scorching case of little penis syndrome.

Mentally and emotionally stable person: “Don’t be bitter, it is unhealthy for you.”

pseudotough dickwad response: “God for bid you share your bitterness and hatred of the world blah blah blah, look at this bitch blah blah blah, toughen up buttercup, life is hard blah blah blah.” ****Has no real life experiences.

little Penis syndrome, dickwad, asshat, assclown, dumbass, pseudotough dickwad

little penis syndrome

An person (male or female) who displays a tenuously tough covetous, jealous attitude of any nature that evolves into an lifelong obsessive competition about everything.

An person Who puffs up his chest to any other form of life including animals and further threatens to fight anyone who may ding or shatter his/her incredibly fragile ego.

Anyone can be afflicted by little penis syndrome but clinical studies show these symptoms are more prevalently displayed by men.

My truck is better than yours.

My tattoos are better than yours..

I’ll fight you over it.

Thinks he is tough but is a pussy in real life.

asshat, assclown, dumbass, chicken shit, poser little penis syndrome

skiddiyo

when another man rolls up to your house in the middle of the night to take you for a drive and talk about leaving your current boyfriend for him.

"John B wants a skiddiyo, he already has your jambag, he waiting in the car".