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Shopperlifted

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.

"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."

by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009


amber lamps

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

by Featherlight910 February 17, 2010

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