7:38

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

“Hey man! When should I come to the party?”
“7:38”
“Really?”
“Bro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

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Luke

This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.

“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”