Shawarma Wars

An armed conflict taking place between two Middle Eastern countries or militant groups, the origin of said conflict typically older than the people fighting in the war itself, and one with minimal significance.

“Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”

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