Coors Light

Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.

Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Driver: I've had a few.

Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.

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Riced out

To have sexual relations with more than 3 people of Asian descent.

Rast night I had an orgy with 4 Japanese radies, woke up this morning compretery Riced out.

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