Depression Freshmen

Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.

Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!

pussy pop

a lollipop that tastes like the best pussy you ever wanted. A little bitter, comes in a few colors.

Do you want a pussy pop? You virgins will never know until you try it.

My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.

My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!

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Ginger Pubes

The pubic hair of someone with red hair. ginger pubes NEED to be shaved. Unless of course, you live in a hick town. Then that’s a gold mine. Or a...ginger mine, perhaps? ;)

He’s got ginger pubes but it’s ok. He’s a redneck, he doesn’t have to shave!

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Tweeds

Two friends who sit down together after a long day and smoke weed. They’re weed twins. They’re tweeds.

Omg we’ve had such a long day. Let’s be tweeds and just chill with some pot

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Bazookum

When jerking off, instead of a few drips of cum, your ammunition of cum comes out all at once. Like a bazooka gun, firing all of the ammo at once. May also be known as “firing the cum-munition.”

I haven’t jerked off in a while. I am going to bazookum! I might run out of semen.

Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!