The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
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