Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

wookiegasm

Roaring like Chewbaca when you climax to celebrate May the Fourth.

Wendy had an awesome wookiegasm with her new FWB. She's a true Star Wars fan.

Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

Chameleoschlong

When a guy can fuck many different ways: dirty, classy, and sweet. He's a chameleon with that dick!

V is a self-proclaimed chameleoschlong.

Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.