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When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
I want to give you the gandolf tonight.
When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.
I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden
Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.
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When a young guy and girl see each other the club and lose control and begin becoming intimate and fondling instantly. The guy brings her back to his place where they rip each others clothes off with a raw animalistic emotion of enthusiasm. Then after a whole session of having sex for over an 8 hour period. The guy ends up all wrinkly and shriveled up. His hair turned pure white. And he has a gained knowledge of over 50 years of years of life experience. And as the girl walks out his door. The only strength he can muster to say is. Bi den.
I'm going out to the club tonight and I hope I get the biden.
Hey did you hear about frankie and what he got last week? Yeah i heard he got the biden. Shit changes your whole life bro.
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