Fladazzle

to place rhinestones or other beads in an attractive pattern on one's flab.

To "bedazzle" one's flab

Flab is an accessory. Fladazzle it, and it makes a statement!

Unmuckable

Incapable of being mucked up.

I mucked up my Mac. And my mac genius is in Antarctica. Sniffle.

I thought Macs were supposed to be unmuckable.

cheeved

Annoyed, pissed off.

I'm so cheeved that I had to park 15 blocks from the restaurant.