Quog

to "quog" is when you give a handshake so incredibly firm that the recipient's hand instantly collapses into a black hole.

Person 1: my man
<handshake>
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU JUST QUOGGED ME

dingle

A hairstyle in which the entirety of the hair is shaped upwards like an ice-cream swirl. Famous examples of this hairstyle include Donkey-Kong and Jimmy Neutron.

hey bro look at this funny ass monkey with the dingle

D K: (monkey noises)