Catholic Church

N., (kath-lick Ch-er-ch): A place of worship of Jesus and yelling adult-themed jokes until the bishop takes you to the monastery in the back and spanks you while you are naked.

Priest: "Welcome to St.Shithead Catholic Church!"

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One Direction

One Direction (1D) is a group of "men" that have questionable sexual orientation. The fanbase of 1D consists of rabid females that males question their intelligence. The infection called "One Direction Infection" is as of now incurable, but any person who has it should be promptly put into solitary confinement until signs of a normal human-being to be regained. 1D, like 5 Seconds of Summer, sells over priced merchandise to the little school girls that "love" them.

Guy: "One Direction! More like One More Goddamn Boyband Fag Group!"

Girl: "I'll beat the living shit out of you for saying those words!"

Guy: "You can't be cured you little cunt!"

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