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The ability to spot a Karen from far away.
As soon as the door to the coffee shop opened, my kdar was going off. That Karen was out for blood.
A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.
I wasnât able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!
Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.
The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.
Used in a sentence:
âI promise next time we head off to Vermont, I wonât get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.â
One or more dingleberries (a shit-hairball) lodged on the front of a woman.
When I went down on Sheila, I gagged from her DINGLEPUSSY, but I finished the act because Iâm a man.
A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
âThereâs no âIâ in âToledo Hot Pocketââ barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.