Michael

He will kill you.

Do not engage in political conversation with him, as when he is proven wrong he will stab you with a pen.
He has probably killed before, and been threatened to be killed by multiple people, both friends and enemies.

All summed up, he'll probably be an alright friend.

“Hi Michael! I think you’re wrong about your opinion on-”
*proceeds to stab you with pen*

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