Aether

Aether is a handsome person. They're the most amazing person ever, and they also have blue curly hair.

Person one: What is your relationship with Aether?
Me: They're my friend, but also my crush (they don't know don't tell them)

Eve

Eve is a very good person, they won't hesitate to help you when you're in need of a anus. They'll also give you some surprise if you ask them regularly <3

Example:
-Oh shit, I'm in need of an anus!
-Ask Eve