killer zingers

When you got a tough, bossy attitude along with insults and throwing shade, but it ain’t a bad thing!

Duncan: No-go, it’s dud!
Jo: Way to pick the wrong key, Dud-can!
Duncan: Ha, good one!
Jo: Thanks?
Jo at the confessionals: Wow! Someone who finally appreciates my killer zingers!

Euro-Hispanic

A Hispanic individual who is also of European descent, which can also be considered mixed of Hispanic and white.

Richard: Oh your name is Fernando? Are you a… Latino? Like hablas espanol?
Fernando: It is called Euro-Hispanic, Richard. And no, I don’t speak Spanish. Only my mom is from Mexico, not both of them. My dad is of English, Irish and of German descent… what a way to be uneducated, Richard. And FYI, it’s not polite to call a Hispanic person a Latino(a/x), especially if you’re not Hispanic yourself…

self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?