Pronounced "Wow T.V." - Women obsessed with their vaginas.
Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
"Dude, how does anyone find Amy Schumer funny? All her jokes revolve around her vagina."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
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Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.
"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."
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