Rod Stewart

Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.

"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."

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