Someone whoâs never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, âcouchâ or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what âyou shouldâ do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what âyou shouldâ do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I donât like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I donât want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.