The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

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Big ass fly

A “Big Ass Fly” is a house fly that is the proportionate size of a grape and has the loudest buzz known to man and will thump into your wall many times because it’s fatass is too slow to turn. You can usually encounter this monstrosity while taking a monster shit, or when your disgusting swamp ass won’t clean up the dirty dishes in your room. The best way to get rid of a Big Ass Fly is to suck it up with a shop vac, or kill it with a fly swatter.

Dude what the hell, there is a Big ass fly in my room!

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🤦🏻 ♂️

Literally the emoji embodiment of “Really Nigga.” Usually this emoji is used to express disappointment or secondhand embarrassment or being stressed. Most common way to use this emoji is when your friend says something so retarded that it makes you question your life.

Guy 1: Bro how the fuck do almonds make milk if they don’t have tits?

Guy 2: 🤦🏻 ♂️ Bruh what the fuck is wrong with you.

Fermit the Krog

A Krog that is very great and wise. Not to be confused with Kermit the Frog.

Boi: Aye have you herd of the great Fermit The Krog

Boi 2: Yes good sir I have Fermit is very wise

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Your mom

The gayest person on the planet and is very gay

Jimmy boi: BIll your mom is fat af

Bill: Fuck you