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Mexicans

Mexicans are people that do birthday parties on Saturdays and dance to The Chicken Dance but in Spanish. Mexicans always wear sombreros and cowboy boots.

Mexicans are thicc

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

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Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019


Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Yep the Bee Movie Script

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019


Roblox

The game where 8 year old nut to the women in the game

ROBLOX HENTAI GONE WRONG 18+ NOT CLICKBAIT

by Fernandito7648 April 29, 2019


Chill

SU TART IS STILL CHILL

SUTART: Man I have to take a crap

SUTART: *Walks to bathroom and takes poop

Moto Moto: WHY DID YOU SHIT ON ME

SUTART: Sorry I was too chill

by Fernandito7648 April 29, 2019

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Hentai

The best porn to nut to!

Timmy: Dad can we watch hentai together
Dad: Yes son, yes we can.

by Fernandito7648 April 29, 2019

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