Work Mom

A woman at work who reminds you of your real mom, but you only really see her at the office.

"Lisa is the best work mom and boss ever! She always has chewing gum, and she always knows the answer to everything!"

"My work mom fired this dude at work for being a screw up; it was probably for his own good."

"Be sure to tell your work mom how much you appreciate her because one day one of you may retire or quit, and you'll regret not telling her often enough."

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Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.