People that are attracted to anything alive without genitles. These people usually has curls and a tall muscular body shape
Girl 1: I really like timmy
Girl 2: He dosen't like you, he's Levsexual and you have genitals
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A person who is sexually attracted to people that look like slenderman, have big noses and only have a little bit of hair on their head
Girl 1: I think I'm stormsexual
Girl 2: i think you'll like Jimmy, he looks like slenderman
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A man who is attracted to waterless tables. Tey can also make an acception to chairs
Guy 1: Do you like anyone?
Guy 2: No, I like that waterless table over there, I'm Eskildsexual
When you are straight (towards women) but you have an extreme attraction towards Ryan Renolds
Vegard: I used to be straight, the i saw Ryan Renolds, now I'm Ryansexual
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A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
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