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Nut

n. A typically nutrient filled seed that is used for plants to reproduce. A seed is considered a nut when it has a hard shell surrounding the meaty/nutrient rich part of the seed. Nuts typically have a plethora of protein, and consist of a baby flower embryo surrounded by a nutrient rich body of proteins. The nutrient rich part of the nut allows for a growth of the flower in early life.

n. The sky goddess in ancient Egyptian culture, the sister of Geb and the granddaughter of the creator god.

v. To experience rapid contractions on one's penis to the point of the release of semen, resulting in an emotional release of endorphin.

1. This nut mix is really good man. Gotta love them nuts.
2. recently we've been learning about Nut in ancient history.
3. Go faster, I'm gonna nut!

by Fesho February 24, 2017

203πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Terraria

The safe alternative to Minecraft. by switching to Terraria, This will reduce your rage levels by 90%. with an ultimately more interactive and longer more satisfying gameplay, this will be more safe than Minecraft. using advanced technology, our workers here at Re-logic have developed a 2 dimensional game with battle, crafting, and better animation and graphics. Ask your steam doctor now about Terraria single packs. if you experience gameplay lasting for more than 4 hours, addiction, the want to starve yourself, or the want to play Minecraft again, call your steam doctor immediatley. Call your steam doctor or parents today to try out Terraria.

Boy 1: DUUUUUUDEE get on! I wanna play Terraria!
Boy 2: nah fam my mommy says im too addicted but less than i was with Minecraft.
Boy 1: There's a new update...
boy 2 :COUNT ME IN!

by Fesho October 5, 2016

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


kancho

A popular game played among Japanese schoolchildren that involves the invasion of personal space. One child puts his/her hands in a double hand probe formation and scouts out the right time to strike a fellow classmate. Once ready the child brings their hands back and thrusts it up their anal/chode area. Yes, girls and boys included. The objective is to push the person upwards or inflict pain in the general region. This does not cause any injury whatsoever.

boy 1: look girl 1 is bending over to pick up her pencil!
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*

by Fesho January 19, 2017

72πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


your mom gay lol

This is a phrase that one must use given the situation that they have nothing better to say. It can be used out of randomness or used to save a conversation in an instant. If you are told this you should take no offense to this statement for the speaker is just trying to spice up the conversation.

*During passing period*
Kid1: Hey whatҀ™s good Mikey?
Kid2: Your Mom gay lol
*Kid2 shuffles away in an avian like fashion*
Kid1: me too

by Fesho November 9, 2017

123πŸ‘ 260πŸ‘Ž


PPAP

When 2 pens, an apple and a pinnapple find love and preform a foursome. Otherwise known as a guy who designed a song to promote stabbing pens into produce. Pen-pineapple-apple-pen.

*Video plays*

Guy 1: PPAP is pretty beast right?
Guy 2: sure, but boy did the left pen get lucky!
Guy 1: No way the right pen.

by Fesho October 21, 2016

198πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž