Shit and run

To break wind in a busy/crowded place ie. supermarket aisle, pub bar, wedding and quickly leave the scene of the crime so that somebody else takes the blame.

Man - "After that biryani last night my guts are in bits."

Wife - "Tell me about it, I had to shit and run at our Becky's wedding this morning!"

Man - "That was you? I thought the vicar had dropped his guts!"

Wife - "Mission completed then!"

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