sors

Sors = Spit or Swallow

Usually in reference to cum, though can be used referring to other disgusting things you may find in your mouth, such as your Aunt's homemade meatloaf.

Can also be used in a derogatory manner to refer to girls who look like sors is a moral dilemma they often face.

Jane: Did you sors?
Anne: Spit, duh!

Aunty Bethikins: Would you like some more soup?
Your only thought: Do I sors?

Jane: God, she looks like a sors type of girl.
James: Wehey, that's because she IS.

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two eighty

Perfectly or exactly.

Like "to a tee" but to a tee is a BOLLOCKS phrase that makes no sense, just google it, no-one has any fucking idea where the hell it came from. So instead "two eighty" makes just as much sense and is just as logical.

Jane: That describes him two eighty.

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why hello

An exclamation at an extraordinarily good looking member of the opposite sex.
Downgrades to "hello" for just good looking and then "Bah. GoodBYE." at the opposite end of the spectrum.
Most effectively used when abroad and you can get away with it a tiny bit more.

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: He's a bit of a why hello!

*hot male walks past*
Hannah: Why hello!
*stunned male stares*
Hannah: Uh...
*forces mobile phone to head*
Hannah: Uh... Hello... Mum?

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