military buff

Someone who won’t stop talking about military’s around the world and all ways thinks about hypothetical wars . They also want to serve in their country’s military or the best one

Person 1 : did you know that Brazil has over 300k troops and Canada only has 42k

Person 2 : bro I get it your a military buff

Yukon

A Canadian province that doesn’t exist

Guy from Canada :Where are you from

Guy from Yukon :Yukon

Guy from Canada :Where?