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a) Fhockey is a mixture between (American) Football and Icehockey.
You play it with a little piglet, stuffed with hockeypuks. The team which kicks the piglet into the endzone earns 9 Points. The most important rule is that every active player has to be drunk while playing (minimum 2,0 promille). That's why a regular drinking training is needed.
The current worldchampions in fhockey are the Luebeck Fuckin' Fhockeynators from Northern Germany.
b) to play fhockey: a synonym for getting drunk af.

- What are you doing tonight?
- I'm going to play fhockey like there is no tomorrow!

by Fhockeycoach February 1, 2017