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An orgasm that occurs despite the fact that you are bored to death. The reaction of the genitals is completely independent of the brain and no enjoyment is experienced whatsoever.
He was hammering me so hard and fast that I ended up having a bit of a bore-gasm.
An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
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A man who has lost all of his male qualities due to being pussy whipped by a dominant wife. He will excessively talk about his feelings and fall in love with every woman he meets and then publicly cry when he gets dumped
Yea I dated this guy from work for like 4 weeks and he ate French fancies for breakfast and cried watching "the voice"... he was such a man-putee
a dick that is permanently wet from the production of excessive pre- cum resulting in it feeling like a moist fanny
His fanny-dick was extra wet today i felt like I was going down on a woman!!!