Spinning Timbo

On Fifa 11, a player who is unable to score no matter how hard he/she may try. He/she usually gets close but ends up missing in a frustrating/laughable manner.

Player 1: I need to score! I need to score get me the ball!

Player 2: Okay here it comes your wide open you better not miss!

(Player 1 shoots, hits the crossbar and the defender kicks it out)

Player 2: HOW DID YOU MISS THAT!?

Player 3: WTF MAN!?

Player 1: Sorry guys.

Player 4: That guys a Spinning Timbo.