When a girl is having an orgasm on her period and she squirts all over you
If shes on her period that's ok, just let her give you a Bloodysprinkler anyway.
An object with the perfect dynamics made for easy insertion into the anal canal.
Thank god that pipe was really Analdynamic otherwise the cops would have found it
A weapon of mass destruction when launched out of a cannon upon impact dropping the property value in a city
So yeah, detroits inner city is definitely the aftermath of a nigglear Bomb attack
When a womans boobs sag down so far that her belly button is right between her nipples
I'm glad you didn't bring the girl with the tripplenipple home, she had one I saw it, she was wearing a V-neck!
An in home emergency medical procedure for individuals choking on whatever...
Oh, shit shes choking....better give her a wholelottame.....(roterrooter)
Dude, your fuckin darts smell like steamed broccoli, you need some Bungnakka.