Flooble

To have a 'flooble' is to fancy someone who technically you do not really know. Someone who you never talk to, who you may only ever view from a distance. You are basically a creepy stalker, but who isn't right?

Stalker Guy 1 - I fancy her. (points to girl in the distance)

Random Guy 2 - What? I've never even seen you talk to her! How can you fancy her?

Wise Guy 3 - Ah, I see, you my friend, most definitely have a flooble for this girl.

Stalker Guy 1 - Yes! That's what it is!

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