Shrimpy

An individual who is involuntarily celibate and, as a result of not having sex, his penis has shrivelled to the size and shape of a shrimp.

Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.

Seriously, what is up with that guy constantly calling us sluts and roasties?

Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.

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