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CEO of Mandler corporation, said to have the largest tip within the observable universe. (could be every universe, who knows).
Adam Mandler stripped naked on the AGT stage to show the panel of judges his large tip.
Adam - âThat's it, baby. That's my golden ticket. Come on, ride me. Take my golden tip to the fair."
Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.
The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.
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Lost episode of Johnny Test. Hugh Test enters a store only to shout "I have to whip out my penis!" and then he just massacres everyone in sight. Once done, he just starts to pleasure himself on the floor until he just dies from exhaustion.
Howie - I just watched the lost episode of Johnny test, Hughge Mistake! It was crazy, I came like four times!
Simon - Only four???
Derogatory term for an old person.
Howie Mandel is a wrinkler judge on Americaâs got talent.
It's a candle that burns all the way through the penis head of the person who lit it. It feels like a hot poker on your nutsack.
Bumper lit a Testicle Candle and immediately came from the pleasure it caused him. For once, his mind wasn't focused on the idea of wearing Johnny's skin, but on the pleasure, he felt through his penis.
The pickle rule is this, "If you lie, you dieâ.
Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.
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A word used to describe the feeling of doubt, before the actual action of happening.
Duncan - I don't know about this one man... Alamar!!!
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Johnny - Dude, Alamar!!