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this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
When you pig the fuck out on steak.
Donât hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.
Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.
Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."
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Affliction marked by an erotic desire to never show up
No shovinism
the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
Itâs bad. Itâs really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, donât get me started on the underwear.
I fear the end of days is approaching; be wary it is the apocalaundrypse! Letâs pray.
Crap thatâs thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.
Close the window else that road yogurt!
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