Sock

A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?

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Sock

Device used to soak up any and all wet spots on the kitchen floor.

Ah dammit I stepped in another wet spot walking through the kitchen. Oh well, at least my sock dried it up.

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Sock

Some Other Cunts kid

Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school

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Sock

Term used to describe a hit using one's fists.

Shut up for I SOCK you in yo eye!

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Sock

the name of this Non-Binary person I know.

person 1: have you seen Sock?
person 2: yeah they're right over there

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Sock

Used to soak up a boy's jizz after he masturbated into it. Many boys masturbate with the sock over the penis, soaking the sock in warm water to simulate the feel of a warm vagina. Some masturbate and only use the sock right before they are about the ejaculate by inserting the dick in the sock right before orgasm. This is good as you dont have to worry where your man juice goes. Whatever way you use it, socks are awwsome when your a teenager who likes to have wanks.

Last night i felt like a fap but it was late at night and really dark. instead of trying to catch my jizz in the dark, I simply slipped on a sock over the throbbing penis and pumped away at it. I came all over the sock and the next morning i just chucked it in the laundry.

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Sock

The name a non-binary person will give to anything including themselves

Whos that?
Oh that's socks.
Wha-

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