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Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019


Zone of Forgettance

The physical space where you forgot why you left one room to go to another room to get whatever it was you wanted, sometimes forcing you to go back to the first room. Maybe several times.

The hall way was clearly a Zone of Forgettance.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 11, 2020


Vomitten

German origin, what happens to your stuff when you throw up on it: use paper for best results

I'm sorry friend, i'm just not feeling well tonight. I've got alot going on as usual and I think I ate some bad random chicken. In any case, your weekly data usage reports for tomorrow's presentations have become vomitten. Sorry, I'm gonna throw up.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 19, 2019


Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.

D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020


trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019


mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020


Poosday

It's when the shit hits the fan, unlike Farterday when it's just farts.

I'll see you next Poosday.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 7, 2019