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similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!
Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
A guy whose toe I want to suck.
Denis, I love you. Please let me suck your toes, whichever ones you have left.
10👍 12👎
it happens when you're stoned
Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!
Lettuce usually found on hamburger when it starts to decay and look like algae
I decided to throw that blehttuce away.
When love blooms over quadratic equations.
When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.
he likes fruuuuueeeeeet with his cake
dâNEEZ! Eat your fruuuueeeet so to help a gay, low self-esteem.
When shitâs super cray like three times over, one more than cray cray
Boy: youâre abnormal, youâre weird, youâre stupid, I love you, you wonât shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, letâs have sex
Girl: O-Cray