Chamorro

Lazy local islanders from the island of Guam. A country that contributes nothing to modern society except a stepping stone for actual countries to get to the other side of the world. A person who had the education of a 7th grader.
Thrives, and shit talkers who if you're lucky, will only weigh just shy of 250 pounds. People who dump trash on the side of their roads which makes the rest of the island look like a dump, which it's not far from it.

- Hey, are you Chamorro?

- No, I'm a moron
- Oh same thing. See ya later Chamorron!