Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

jackassette

Jack-ass-ette: A female jackass.

Any overly rude and oblivious female who doesn't care about other people and is totally unaware of how rude they're being.

This word shouldn't be used for misogynistic purposes, but as a remark for bad behavior you know when someone is being a Jackass. Also really good to tease jerks with who have frail overly macho senses of self. Use caution when calling a jocky or alphamale a Jackassette.

" That waitress told me she didn't care if we get served and she didn't hold the door for the old guy on crutches. What a Jackassette

bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM

-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS

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