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When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.
Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!
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When you fart and deny that you have done so.
I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.
She asslighted him.
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When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.
I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.
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Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.
When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident
Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?
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When you and your partner are making sweet love together and you shove a firecracker up their ass before lighting it and shoving your dick in their mouth and cumming as it goes off
"I know right Grace? Me and Liam's relationship has gotten so much more exciting now that we've been Asslighting each other lately"
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Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.
A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you
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