Pattispazm

The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson. Sociologically speaking, his proximity to Kristen Stewart seems to compound the effect.

I just saw a pic of Robert Pattinson leaving LAX and could barely contain my Pattispazms.

The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.

Unslept

To have not slept.

I am unslept because I was editing my film all night.

Krisbian

The effect Kristen Stewart has on a heterosexual fan-girl; whereupon, they would only go gay for her.

I just saw Kristen Stewart's legs in Elle magazine and now I'm a proud Krisbian.

OMG, I just saw Kristen Stewart in The Runaways and now I'm turning Krisbian? We like boys. We like boys.

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Faguar

An older or 35+ homosexual who frequents clubs, bars, beaches and/or markets to score with a significantly younger man.

Did you see that hot faguar who bought me drinks last night? I think he has an AARP card. See: Cougar Manther Puma Cheetah

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